The Dealer:- “Buying or selling?”
The Trainee Accountant:- “Do we have a ruling on this?”
The Senior Accountant (to wealthy client):- “What would you like it to make, sir?”
The old-style Civil Engineer (glancing at slide rule):- “It’s somewhere between 3.9 and 4.1”
The Economist:- “In real terms, of course, it’s about minus 1.8”
The Social Worker:- “I don’t think we should be too judgemental about this”
The Barrister:- “Do you seriously expect the court to believe that it’s only 4? I put it to you that it’s significantly greater than that!”
The Historian:- “I’m afraid it’s not really my period”
The Journalist:- “NEW “ADDITION” SHOCK HITS NATION!”
The Politician:- “I think we should begin by reminding ourselves of the position when the present government came into office”
The Market Trader:- “Look, I’ll tell you what I’ll do for you, lady”
The Philosopher:- "Well, it all depends what you mean by +"
The Thriller-writer:- "A warning bell was triggered in Bond's mind by this seemingly innocuous question. What exactly was going on here?"
The Hoodie:- "I don't ****ing well care what it ****ing makes! **** off!"
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